you're still good to me, if you're a bad kid baby

I literally just cried for fifteen minutes because I love dogs so much

lucasdurden:

lameborghini:

if u make ur hot chocolate with water when milk is available dont associate with me

WHO IN THE SEVEN HELLS MAKE HOT CHOCOLATE WITH WATER

oh i don’t know, maybe lactose intolerant people/those allergic to milk who don’t want to spend their entire night with terrible stomach pains. idk though it’s just a speculation.

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

Actually it’s qu’est-ce que c’est dans le sac but u tried

brimerica:

What tumblr users really need to stop doing:

• post information that isn’t final and demand immediate actions
• abuse the petition system because stop
• send anon hate
•bully people for misinformation
• bully celebrities
•bully people for opinions
•BULLY PERIOD
•STOP BEING A BUNCH OF OFFENDED PUSSIES WHO EXPECT EVERYTHING TO NOT BE TRIGGERING AND EASY FOR THEM AND FOR EVERYONE TO AGREE WITH THEM BECAUSE LIFE ISN’T EASY AND A LITTLE HARDSHIP ISN’T A BAD THING GOD

jaminthetardis:

walkingcontradictions:

At least with Sherlock if you can’t decide which episode you wanna watch you can just roll a dice.

You mean die? A+

I’m looking to follow some Teen Wolf blogs so like this post or leave me an ask and I’ll follow you c:

You know, I always see posts on tumblr about how OMG I LOVE THE FEELING TO TAKING MY BRA OFF YESSSSSSSSS and then I’m over here just like

because I hate the feeling of taking off my bra and when I take my bra off one off, I put a sports bra on when I sleep.

misandrist:

ravefromthegrave:

daily reminder not to reblog missing people posts unless you actually know who the person in the photo is and that they really are missing, there are shitheads out there who look for people hiding from them. an abusive husband found his wife and child through such a post. they were under protected identity but he found them through a missing person post online.

Um this is really scary and I would have never considered this. 

ensign-chevvy:

lelestrudel:

the

tonight

Yes. Yes I can.

My literal thought process was “Benedict Cumberbatch You Hand the Spock and Kirk tonight”

And I still don’t really get it.

wolfiemon:

why can’t comics just be nice why do characters have to die why do they have to ruin characters why is doctor octopus spider-man

My heart hurts so bad and I have no reassurance that everything will be okay.

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

i-cant-nope:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.

i have an unknown need to reblog this

This is going to be my most tumblr famous post.

I can feel it my lions.

I mean my loins.

I had a dream last night that I was on my way to Korea to study abroad, except I don’t speak Korean so I had no idea what was going on. So then people started to talk and interact with me which made me so nervous I just started talking in french which confused the people more.

Why would dream me ever think that speaking French work?

Wow I try to avoid the Doctor Who fandom like the plague and it is currently invading the marvel tag.

GUESS I WON’T BE LOOKING FOR NEW BLOGS TO FOLLOW TONIGHT

• I wish Tumblr savior worked on my phone.
• I wish Tumblr savior worked period.
• I’m really getting annoyed with the fucking Hannibal fandom because it makes me UNCOMFORTABLE AS FUCK.
• There are certain people I love to follow and I know about the ~*~*~rezpekt evry1s fandumb~*~*~ rule but fuck I don’t want to see this shit.
• Sorry not sorry if I unfollow you and if I do, it’s probably because of Hannibal.

Why is no one talking about how tumblr is different???????????????